Why is it...?

-that every time I change the channel (either the TV or radio), I catch the tail end of something I really wanted to watch/listen to? Why can't I ever catch it at the beginning?

-that Austin can remember things from 2 years ago but when I ask him what he did in school today he says he can't remember? On the same note, why is it that Brian can remember box scores of Red Sox games from 20 years ago, but can't remember something I told him yesterday? Or this morning for that matter?

-that Aubrey is only a contortionist when she is getting her diaper changed?

-that it takes 2 weeks to lose 5 pounds but only takes one cookie to gain it back?

-that my toilets only back up when we have house guests and we have to turn the water off and call the plumber to come fix them?

-that we have nothing to do all year and then all of a sudden there are three events to do in the same night?

-that no matter how much space we have in the house there is no more room to put anything?

-that my fridge bit the dust 2 months after the warranty ran out?

-that diaper blowouts only occur in public when I only have one wipe and no change of clothes with me?

Just wondering...