You Know You're Tired When...

-You start getting ready for bed at 8AM.

-You start thinking things like, if I put my contacts in inside out, would I be able to see backwards?

-You get out of the shower and dry off only to realize you have shaved only one leg. Or still have soap in your hair.

-You go all day wearing your undies backwards and don't notice.

-You get to work and can't remember the drive there, or if you have dropped off your children at school/daycare. Or even where your children are.

-You have no energy to eat (HUGE deal in my case).

-Your 15 minute power nap turns into 4 hours.

-Even the thought of getting off of the couch exhausts you.

-You let your children have Doritos and gummy snacks for dinner, because they can reach them.

-You don't have the energy to change the channel on the TV, even when you are holding the remote.

-You find popcorn in the couch and just brush it on the floor with the plan of asking the hubby to vacuum soon.

-You sit on your daughter's donut at church, EVEN though you are the one who put it in your chair during the standing up singing part, and EVEN though you swore you would remember it was there (PS, not a happy little girl after that, and Aubrey was pretty upset too).

-The makeshift coffee IV you have made does nothing to keep you awake.

-You forget what you are saying in mid sentence.

-The promise of an afternoon nap is the only thing that gets you out of bed.